Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Status aint' hood!

I dunno but it seems to have slipped my mind, because I never remember any of the hardcore gangbangers at my school taking Sears glamour shots with there movie dates?? I mean they were a little to busy duckin shots and bleedin' tha blocc with that 2 for $20 shit..... But hey maybe its just me? Damn this fool got a Colgate smile..... Do you like me mark a box???....I'm just sayin'

Happy Halloweenie!

Tired of Myspace?

Join Niggaspace!..... I shit you not!!!....Some 18-year-old New Jersey kid named Tyrone created a knock-off of MySpace which he calls Niggaspace! This should be great when little Becky from Grand Rapids asks to "Peep ya laptop to check her Niggaspace"..... Comedy shall ensue.

The site describes itself, "“You definitely don't have to be black to join! We just want to embrace the black culture that continues to innovate and strive! So if you want to meet some chill people, create an account!"

Tyrone defends the racist name of his site, "this is no way meant to be racist, my biggest intention is to change the connotation of the word."

Stay on the look out for Hoespace, Honkyspace and Gookspace! hahahaha Ive officially seen it all!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Bill Maher is gangsta!

Bill Maher as Steve Irwin for Halloween... I KNOW muthafuckin Aussies around the world are freakin the fuck out over this shit! Then again this is the man who created politically incorrect! To most it's probably a cold shot but I got a sick sense of humor so I'm over here laughin my ass off!

Friday, October 27, 2006

Brothas to the north!

here's some new shit from one of the tightest brothas coming out of Canada!.... Yeah I know I would have to re-read that to if I was you, but duke got some ill shit for reals!


1 - Kardinal Offishall feat. 50 Cent - Officer Down
2 - Kardinal Offishall feat. Lindo P - Take The Money
3 - Kardinal Offishall - Man Up
4 - Kardinal Offishall feat. Lindo P - The Burial Song
5 - Kardinal Offishall feat. Snoop Dogg & Will.I.Am - Keep Bouncing
6 - Kardinal Offishall feat. Socrates & Choclair - T Dot Chambers
7 - Kardinal Offishall - All The Way
8 - Kardinal Offishall - K In Your Area
9 - Kardinal Offishall - Swag
10 - Kardinal Offishall - Can I Get An Amen
11 - Kardinal Offishall feat. Vybez Cartel - Everybody Gone Gangster

Get you some Canadian Coke HERE!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Fight the POWER!

I know I'm probably gonna get hella hate mail from this post but I just had to drop my 2 cents on this shit. I have to say I got a love and hate relationship with VH-1 cuz for all the cool shit they throw down like the Ego Trip shows, Hip Hop Honors and what not I gotta give a big fuck you for the bafoonery that is "Flavor of Love"! Anyone that has some knowledge of hip hop knows that Flava Flav comes from one of the most revolutionary hip hop groups of all time Public muthafuckin Enemy! I mean they were the embodiment of the revolutionary spirit that was black power hip hop! They were the black panthers of music at the time and not even the government could fuck with them and white people were scared of there message. Chuck and Flav were them dudes that you felt were your voice, and were speaking for a generation that had a hard time speaking for themselves. I know personally for me everytime I was bumpin "Yo Bum Rush The Show" I was the middle finger man for real.... Fast forward 19 years and we have Flav all up in our living rooms knoodling with Sly Stallons ex- broad and now just actin a fool with some random ex-stippers, porn chicks and all around lobster head bitches just USING this man to try and get there 15 minutes. The shit is sickening to me ...... I'm just sayin Miuzi Weighs A Ton!!!!

"Flavor Flav with a white bitch that is whack.... Got to put the nigga back in my Cadillac Take him backto the hood, where it's action packed Let him know that the target's still on his back" - Ice Cube "Tha Nigga Trap" 2006

Mac without tha Roni!

I saw this shit this morning and had to immediately order it! The folks over at Upper Playground got some super tight ass shit on the real. I gotta get this shit framed for real it takes me back to my roots as a young buck just actin foolish in the hood in the late 80's and early 90's. Short Dogg's in the muthafuckin house!!!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Jackin fo treats...

I think mom's came out the pocket like $4.99 for this fit!

I remember these joints mom's used to pick them up like one isle over from the Carlos and Rossi gallon of blush and almost next to the shoes with no boxes!..... That's a whole other blog in itself!

Worst throwbacc Halloween costumes

Monday, October 23, 2006

Douche bag Express...

Well it is painfully apparent that the war in Iraq is our generations Vietnam! Here's just a few articles of the death toll passing the half a mill ticket mark! The shit is absolutely fuckin crazy to me that we just have to sit back and watch, while our country gets our collective ass gorilla fucked! If this aint the poster child for voter registration I don't know what the fuck is? Even for all those who think your vote has no bearing on the outcome.... Sheeeeit at least I can say that I tried!..... The shit is sickening

Baby Hov!

These kids are featured in the upcoming XXL mag

For the past two-plus years, Samtubia Edwards,21, an aspiring director from the Bronx, and his younger brother Samgoma,14, have been making a series of music videso for Jay-Z songs that Jay himself never filmed visuals for. The Young Hov series, which include videos for "PSA," "Lucifer" and Memphis Bleek's "Dear Summer," started around the time of the Roc don's retirement,when a then 11-year-old Samgoma began to develop a noticeable resemblance to a teenage Jigga.

This shit is actually kinda of tight, and dude looks just like a pint sized Big Homie! The thing that's even better than the actual Jigga is they picked some of his tightest joints to do videos of. Shit that Jay himself never even made! I gotta give it up to these kids they are pretty innovative.

Friday, October 20, 2006

The fuckin balls on this guy!

OJ Simpson, acquitted of the double homicide of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, in 1995, is writing a fiction novel describing the murder. Sweet. Bedtime reading for the kids:

The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer. But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder — rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical” book — which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.” The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.” But, notes the tab, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.

OJ Simpson can never be re-tried. So now he's just fucking with us..... Ain't that some shit!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

On the strength....

...Of Co co's fat ass I might have to go purchase Ice T's new album! I'm pretty much positive that hes gonna catch some major flack for this shit..... I finally got around to watching my tivoed Hip Hop Honors show and I gotta say Ice did a cool job of hosting them shits. It was great to see the Westcoast FINALLY get some OG recognition like that. I gotta give it up to VH-1 of all channels for doing a show like that and giving it up to the pioneers of this Hip Hop shit.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Pour'n up!

After Jay sent an indirect shot out... These fool's are wasting no time trying to use it to get that almighty Hip-Hop dolla dolla bill y'all!

After denouncing Cristal, the luxe drink of choice of rap artists for many years, Jay-Z was left with a tough decision as to which champagne could replace it as a sign of opulence in rap/music culture. It appears that the artist has decided to (unofficially) endorse Armand De Brignac now, featuring it in one of his new songs as "gold bottles with the ace of spades." It seems like a good choice based on the bottle alone. Armand De Brignac has been produced by a family owned vineyard for over two hundred years and has only just started to be imported from France. It is said to have notes of flowers, citrus, dried fruits and brioche.(source)

Shit I'll try the shit out see what they got goin... I been lookin for a good replacement and have been fallin' back on the ole faithful Moet White Star. There's always room for some new drank especially when you pour'n up with that special someone or just actin' a fool in the V.I.P.

From the WTF Files!

I originally thought this was some kind of joke...Turns out this is some real shit! I mean the shit starts out weird and proceeds to just plain fuckin creepy!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Takin out you suckaz and you don't know how I did it!

I been on my man D-Nice's blog for a minute now. But I just had to post this link to the photos of the VH-1 Hip-Hop Honors, my man is nice on the cut and on the camera! Slide through and see what's up...He captures the essence of this hip-hop shit. Some definite great memories come back by looking at these flicks.

The D-Nice Journal

F-A-B-O shot and Arrested

As Fabolous and his entourage left Diddy's restaraunt Justin's early this morning, a fight broke out between them and another group. Shots were fired and Fab was hit in the leg.

From Eyewitness News:

Eyewitness News has learned the 28-year-old rapper, whose real name is John Jackson, was hit at the intersection of Fifth Avenue and 21st Street in the Flatiron District just before 12:30 a.m. The shooting stemmed from a fight that spilled out of Justin'’s Restaurant, owned by Combs, at 31 West 21st Street.

Police say shots were fired in a parking lot outside the restaurant, and Fabolous was hit in the right thigh. Three friends pulled the rapper into a car, and they sped off to take the rapper to the hospital.

Police pulled the vehicle over at the intersection of East 22nd Street and Third Avenue for speeding through numerous red lights. Two loaded weapons, a 9mm and a .40 caliber handgun, were found in the vehicle. Both of the weapons are apparently unlicensed.

Fab was taken to nearby Bellevue Hospital. Charges are pending against him and the 3 other men he was with.... Will muthafuckas ever learn?

Monday, October 16, 2006

SLOW motion fa me....

Is it just me our does Musiq Soulchild look like he just snuck off the short bus? I think he was on a fieldtrip with team window licker when this shot was taken, Look at his buddy in the background to that's Babyarm Bad Fade! I mean come on now dude looks hella "special".... I'm just sayin! hahaha Today is a slow day for shit so I figured I'd speak on lil Buddy lee here.

Spotted over at C&D

Sleeping with the Enemy!

I've been sayin the shit for fuckin years but now it is more apparent than ever, that Al Davis fuckin senile ass needs to get the fuck out of football. From initially takin the Raiders out of L.A. to sorry draft choices to all the coaching changes... He has absolutely fucked up a storied franchise. I wish that old fuck would croak already!!! 0-5 the shit is fuckin disgusting

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

I keeps a krispy fitted!

I came across this insane blogger page all about that ghetto staple "Tha Krispy Fitted".... The boys over here at NO BARE HEADS got the head game on Cap'o Status for reals. This site is a must for the head wear aficionados like myself!


Finally.. Martin will be coming out on DVD, this is a 90's overload for me. Martin was definitely one of the best sitcoms ever on T.V. they did some groundbreaking shit. I mean come on who can forget all the character's on that show Bra man, Hustle man, Ole Otis and Momma Payne just to name a few... Martin was a fool on that shit!! I will definitely be downloading purchasing this DVD.

HBO will release the first season of "Martin" which features not only the first 27 episodes, but a blooper real and commentary from Martin Lawrence himself on his favorite scenes. Check out Amazon on January 2nd!

This has been a longtime coming for reals....

When Backstreet Boys ATTACK!

You're not a good person, and everybody sees it, Nick!......THAFUCKOUTTAHERE! Why don't ya just cry about it?

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Now I'm convinced....

That pretty much any jagoff on earth can make a record.... Now ask me again why I pretty much deny all friend requests from rapper's, singer's and bands on Myspace. Your pretty much not signed for a reason take for instance this soon to be dancefloor classic "Booty Meat"... And I'm a bonified booty lover but this shit here.....


As if a knock off wasn't bad enough now they got knock offs of knock offs? Trapstar "Bape Force 1" by Footwork available for $120 a pop in Brooklyn at "The Sneaker Spot" in Fulton Mall (nr. Duffield St.)...Thanks Ian

I don't really know how I feel about these especially when you can see who there target audience is with a name like "Trapstar". I mean at first I kinda thought the Bape joints were cool just on the simple fact of there novelty status and they were coming from some kooky ass Japanese dude. I mean we all know how hard the chinos be swinging from our nuts. These joints right are pretty much just a cheap attempt to get that D-Boy money I guess.... But you know authentic ballers will need the real deals. I guess we will have to see how the hood marketplace reacts.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Two piece and a biscuit...

Seriously tho this hoe got like maybe a week left before she just ends up a damn bone pile! I mean damn can somebody get this chick a burger and fries maybe a two piece and a biscuit??? I was gonna start a "Feed T.I. Fund" but Nicole Ritchie is in a way badder situation! I think those are like two pair of baby Gap jeans put together just for length! I'm now taking bet's when she crokes! She makes Africans look over weight...I'm just sayin'

Who would of thunk it??

Outkast rapper Andre 3000 always carries a gun with him because he would rather protect himself than be surrounded by bodyguards. The rapper - real name Andre Benjamin - insists carrying a fireman is a necessary precaution, and he intends to buy his nine-year-old son Steven a gun when he's old enough.
He says, "Of course I carry a gun. I don't advertise the fact, but I need to have a gun with me at all times. I don't see what's wrong with that. To me it makes sense. I don't like to have bodyguards with me. I don't have them in my house, so I've got to have something to protect myself with. "If I am with my son I am even more concerned to protect myself and protect him with a gun. I would want my son to have a gun when he gets older. It's just something you've got to have if you want to live and be safe."

Shit I aint mad it's hard out here on a pimp! I couldn't even fathom being in the spotlight like he is especially with all the crazy ass muthafuckaz out there! I mean I'ma run of the mill dude and I know I keep my burner tucked at all times.... Its a jungle sometimes it make wonder how I keep from goin under!

Another Manic Monday and....

Hahahaha Well I hope everyone had a great weekend... and except for the fact the Dodgers choked big fuckin time and the Raiders lost a-fuckin-gain! For the most part my weekend was pretty damn bossy!.... I'ma try and post up some more music news cuz a lot went on this weekend! My head hurts and I'm tired so bare with me.... But on the bright side USC is 4-0!

stay tuned....

Friday, October 06, 2006

Trina has no mirrors!

I'm just sayin....If you look like this before you leave the house, stay ya ass at HOME!!! I think she needs to write an apology to Jamaicans. I like Trina to even though I heard her breath smells like day old black n milds, Hennessey and Chitlen's...but this look here?

Discuss it amongst yourselves...

"Stomp you out in the name of love"

Once again Kel's is proving he might be the craziest nigga on earth! "Hmmmm let's see I'm not quite satisfied with my pending cases I think I'll add a few more"

uncle' claims R. Kelly beat him October 5, 2006 BY STEFANO ESPOSITO Staff Reporter A longtime associate of R&B superstar R. Kelly filed a lawsuit Wednesday in which he claims he was beaten -- and left with permanent injuries -- at Kelly's Olympia Fields estate last February. Henry Love Vaughn is also suing for "breach of verbal contract." Vaughn says Kelly reneged on a promise to pay for Vaughn's collaboration in the creation of Kelly's song "Steppin' in the Name of Love." Olympia Fields police say they have investigated Vaughn's assault complaint but do not intend to file charges. In a written statement released Wednesday, a Kelly spokesman described Vaughn as a "disgruntled former employee and hanger-on." Vaughn, who says he has been like an uncle to Kelly and has notes from Kelly addressing him as "Uncle Henry Love," said he was invited over to watch the NBA All-Star Game on Feb. 19.(read more)

Damn this fool just has no kinda sense in that big ass bald head of his! I already knew the shit was over when I seen him do that whole trapped in the closet shit by hiself!! Muthafucka done flew the KooKoos nest years ago if you ask me..... But that's just if you ask me.

Another reason BET sucks.

The Christies committed! Are you fuckin kidding me who in the fuck wants to watch a fuckin show about wack ass Doug Christie? For one he's like one of the most clean cut dudes that ever played in the NBA and for two he wasn't even ever a superstar in the league he was like a life long weed carrier for all the actual stars on the team. I think the one highlite of his career was when he got live with another pine shiner Rick Fox and even that was no Ron Artest type shit!
I mean come on he went to rich ass Pepperdine for godsake.... Just another weak attempt on BET's part to get some ratings cuz I know for a fact the numbers have got to be in the shitter. Just take a look at those sorry and quite annoying new hosts of 106 & park that bitch Rocsi's voice feels like someone is poking me in the neck with a hot soldering iron everytime she utters a word. Come on BET quit being "safe" y'all should of done "The Iversons Acquitted" HA... Now that would be great T.V. following A.I.'s crazy ass around Philly while he's draped up and dripped out rollin with like 40 of his boys actin up in the club. Only to have him to come home loaded and chase his wife around with a pistol!...... BRILLIANT! Let's not even get started on that fools crazy ass momma, you know her drunk ghetto fabulous ass would be up in every episode! See that's what I'm talkin bout BET do somethin good for once.

Holla at me for a development deal!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Is Graf officially dead?

Japanese car maker Suzuki goes Hip-Hop with the Special Edition Grand Vitar (read more)

Well I think I can say the art form I started doin when I was about 13 years old is finally DEAD! This is the same illegal acvtivity that has had me and numerous numbers of homeboys locked up, beat down, shot at, chased and even killed! Now we have Suzuki motors out here exploiting yet one more factet of OUR culture. It's a sad time to be a O.G. So to all the real Graf heads who put in work for fame much props!... And to all the corporation's that have gotten rich of our blood, sweat and tears Burn Hollywood Burn!!!

R.I.P. Bad Mamma Jamma!

BALTIMORE - Tamara Dobson, who played the kung fu fighting, platform shoe-sporting title character in the blaxploitation movie "Cleopatra Jones," has died. She was 59.

Dobson died Monday of complications from pneumonia and multiple sclerosis in Baltimore, according to her brother, Peter Dobson. She was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis six years ago.

A former beautician, the 6-foot-2 Dobson went on to work as a professional model before making her film debut in 1972's "Fuzz." But she was best known as Cleopatra Jones, a superagent with a supersize Afro and funky fur-trimmed leather jackets, in the 1973 film of the same name.

The role inspired Beyoncé Knowles' character Foxxy Cleopatra in "Austin Powers in Goldmember" in 2002.

Rest In Peace you bad muthafu..... Shut yo mouth!

Fire up tha DVRs

Oh yes "Brother" this is gonna be some must see TV fo sho! I used be an A-Team fanatic back in the day when I was a shorty and the main reason was one Sgt. B.A. Baracus. He used to beat the dogg shit out of like 5-6 muthafuckas at a time on that show and when he wasn't smashin fools or dumpin' out the side of his black and red rapist van he was on a mission to beat up "That big dummy" Merdock.... Fast forward to 2006 and my dude Clubber Lang is back like cooked crack! With his own reality show "I pitty the fool" HA!! This shit is gonna be classic no doubt about it. You know for a fact my DVR will be programmed for this madness.... The Jibba Jabba stops here!

Monday, October 02, 2006

The Boyz in BLUE!

So it's been awhile but my "Yodgers" clinched a playoff spot this weekend! So this means we will be heading off to New York to meet up with the Mets who are ballin' in there own right. I don't know what the outcome will be but I do know it's gonna be one hellva a Wild Card series.

For all the knocks Dodgers fans take about arriving late and leaving early, they turned out in record numbers this year -- 3.75 million -- they still love their grilled Dodger Dogs and they get pretty fired up when the games matter.

They will fill 44-year-old Dodger Stadium with 56,000 strong and it will rock, providing a serious home-field advantage. That's the way it was back in the 1980s, when players took to calling their fans "The 10th Man." (read the rest HERE)

Well I for one will be pulling for my BLUE squad thats for damn sho!