It smells like Budiussy up in here?

I have officially seen it all! Now me being a Vagina Scientist the homie brought this to my attention- a German developed perfume if you can call it that called Vulva. As you can tell, Germans are pros at subtlety.

I say this because their website (which you should probably not check at the ole' J.O.B.) specifically states that “Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is a purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.” It was only a matter of time, I suppose, seeing as SNL has already given the world Dick in a Box. It’s only fair that there now exists Pussy in a Bottle.

You probably need a moment right now. Either to laugh your ass off, order a bottle or pray to baby Jesus.... Walk with me people I can't make this shit up

While the fact that there is a personal scent experience smelling like punanny on the market is fuck crazy enough… it gets even more disturbing to learn that the company is developing two additional vaginal scents “Eighteen” (Despite the just legal number, this just screams pedophile. Or R. Kelly) and “Exotic” (which could mean either Coconut & Jasmine or Asian Sex Slave).... I have said it before and I will say it again I need to get paid off some dumb shit!!!

I know muthafuckaz, you need another moment.

As further advertisement, the site offers you a slightly soft core porn commercial (Puffys fart in a bottle clip aint got shit on these fools!) featuring some nice lesbo love while the sole dude in the clip seemingly prefers to sniff the back of his hand, scented with his bottle of Vulva than opt for double boss up!... Only in Europe man!

Go on, take another moment...... Let it marinate