Friday, September 29, 2006

Maybe its just me?

But I fuckin can't stand these heinous looking all over print hoodies! I mean there just plain tacky man and just because cornyass Pharrell wears them don't mean the shit is cool one iota. I'm well aware that fashion trends come and go but this shit is just nasty to me not to mention the ticket on these joints is anywhere from $150 to as high as $500.... Yes you read that right. I mean just cuz Lil Arnold Drummond I mean Wayne wore it in the "Cocaine is cool..Put you titties closer to the 22"s" video don't mean I need one in my life. I mean ask you yourself, do you really wanna walk around lookin' like these clowns? that's just my personal opinion and I like to think that I'm pretty fashionable with mines..... But these are just boo boo to me.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

So I always wondered...

....Who on this huge rock we call earth was buying Clay GAYkins records? Well after doing my morning blog drive by's now I fuckin know!.....This guy..... Oh my soul I think he's a night manager at a Sonic in Tulsa or some shit. After doing a little more research on these shark toof havin' mo-fo's, I came to find out there called "Claymates"..... Umm sorry I had to pinch the tip of my dick to prevent myself from pissing my pants. So what I'm taking from this is that "Claymates" pretty much consist of fat gay republicans, women in there mid seventies straight from a silver fox club meeting, retards, pasty over weight white chicks that had one to many Wet Seal coupons and let's not for get the handicapped! Wow pretty strong following for the guy that lost on American Idol. Shit I can't knock dudes hustle even though he looks like he's touched more dicks than a Tijuana hooker..... Not to mention has anyone seen Ruben Studdard? I think he's doing double prints at a Wal-Mart super store some where.

I really need to get money off some dumb shit!!!....Any ideas??

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

HumpDay P.S.A.

Any Questions ladies..... Help me Help you!

Monday, September 25, 2006

"I had dreamz of fuckin an R&B bitch....."

I'm probably like a week late on this story but it warms my heart to see one of my top bad ones of all time goin hard on these fools! This is a recent interveiw she gave to Vibe.

Vibe: In the past you have been linked to artists like 50 Cent. Any comments?

Mya: Yes: it's not true. 50 and I never dated, never cuddled, never did anything, period, despite what he chooses to believe in his own mind. I don't know how he would get Lloyd Banks confused with me. (read the entire interview @ Vibe)

Hahahaha That's some funny shit Mya gonin hard in the paint on the Gay-Unit boys. Just for the record Mya can get it FOR FREE!! Holla at a real ghetto boy mama I got that good stuff girl you didn't know??

Monday Madness!

Ok its another Monday and I had to file this under WTF???? I mean I always knew that wearing pink was the most UNgangsta shit that you could possibly do...... and "This shit right here nigga...This shit right here...This shit here!"* I'm at a loss for words actually, and that is usually hard to do since my "pop shit" levels have been at an all time high lately. I don't even know if this a male or a female that Cam is chillen with in this flick???.... Damn homie get ya mind right

*Kat Williams style

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Wild West Profile: I know Ross...The REAL Rick Ross


AGE: 46


PERSONAL: Grew up poor in Troup, Texas, and then moved to South-Central L.A., where his mother and family still live. Dropped out of Dorsey High School in his senior year. Dropped out of L.A. Trade-Tech to take up cocaine dealing. Has seven children by four different women.

CURRENT RESIDENCE: Metropolitan Correctional Center, San Diego, where he has been held without bond since March 1995.

POLITICAL: No political involvement or interests. PROFESSIONAL: Successful cocaine trafficker since he was 19. Bought massive amounts of real estate, including hotels and several businesses. By 1987, had one of the largest crack cocaine distribution networks in the country, selling in California, Louisiana, Texas, Ohio, Missouri and Indiana.

CRIMINAL: Arrested on auto theft charges in 1979. Convicted of cocaine charges in Cincinnati, Ohio, in 1991 and sentenced to 10 years. His sentence was cut in half after he agreed to testify against L.A. narcotics agents accused of corruption. Also served eight months on a Texas narcotics charge in 1994. Arrested as part of a DEA sting in 1995.... a sting his old supplier, Danilo Blandon, helped arrange. Convicted of conspiracy to distribute cocaine in March 1996.

QUOTE: "You know how some people feel that God put them down here to be a preacher? I felt that He had put me down to be the cocaine man.''

Yes yes I know I'm grown and still fasinated with my childhood hero's! No wonder people say I'ma weirdo!

Monday, September 18, 2006

B.I.R.D. flu...

Recently Kat Williams and Linus...arrr um I mean Jim Jones hit up BET's 106 and Park only to have Kat kinda rip it right quick! Damn I think he might be the ILLest one in the Dipset now! Hahahaha WTF is that about hows a comedian gonna murder you on your own shit? This might be trouble.... trouble..... trouuuuble!

Tha ole he say....She say


Last week it was all over the net world about Game and Ras Kass squabin in the club. There are all kinds of conflicting storys and both sides pretty much wont admit to takin an L. In any event here's both camps on Youtube talkin that ole jibba jabba! I'll let y'all make the call and we just have to see how the story unfolds!

Game woofin'

Ras and Re-Up cats woofin'

Stay tuned......

boy STOP!

Yet more evidence that Kanye is the gayest M.F. in hip hop! What on god's green earth is this dude wearing? I mean yes I like some name branded fashion type shit every once and a while but damn homie. This shit here just looks like he's really about to give up a rimshot and it aint gonna be to that chick he's holding hands with either. Kanye what the hell happened??? You was tight when you was makin them fire ass beats BEHIND the boards. Now you just look like a Black ass Liberace... Get ya mind right homie!

More tomfoolirie

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I wonder if heaven got a ghetto?...10 years later

In the ten years since Tupac Shakur was murdered, what has changed? What lessons if any, did we learn from his tragic demise? Those of us claiming that we ride for the T.H.U.G. Life philosophy that he stood for and tried to inspire in us… What are we doing to keep that flame burning? Did we feel Pacs higher sense of self or, did we embrace only that which was the darkest side of his existence? Who has taken on the responsibility of being the next voice of the people? Again, what have we learned?!?!

Through his internal struggles, Tupac remained the spokesman for the inner-city kid/man's crisis. He was the personification of God given talent, intelligence, and charisma coupled with lack of opportunity, class oppression, and a feared zeal for change. Indeed he showed us some of the crazy even contrdictive sides of himself. But he also showed us the pride, hope, and eternal love he possessed for minorites and poor people in general. Like most of us raised in the gutters of this country, he was truth laced with contradiction. An exact example of AmeriKKKa's chickens coming home to roost.

Near the approach of his death, he released Makaveli, The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory, which was in my opinion, his most profound collection of thoughts. In a prophetic manner, he expressed the realization of his mistakes. His connection with God but, his confusion with organized religion. It was the first time I ever heard an emcee take responsibility for his contributions to the increasing downfall of our culture and art. So in touch with his spiritual connection, he knew he played both sides of the fence for too long and now asked for forgiveness…PROPHETIC!!!

So let's not debate whether he was the best emcee (although to me he was). Let'’s not try to break down his court cases. Let's not argue about whether he was guilty or not. Let's not hypothesize about who was responsible for his death or whether or not he'’s still alive. That'’s all he say, she say bullshit that won't bring Pac back!!!

Instead, maybe we should reflect on his dream and philosophy of a better community. Let the conversations be about the lessons weve learned from his life. Let'’s revisit his works and see what guidance he gave us that we can hold on to, and which to let go of. Show your kids, little brothers, sisters and cousins Tupac: Resurrection and let them get to know the man in a different light than we did.

Physically, he is gone but, with the plethora of beautiful, insightful, and entertaining work he left us in his poetry, music, and movies, his spirit will live forever.

RELAX IN PARADISE..... Still thuggin ten years later a West Coast Icon!

One Love

Tupac: Califonia Love

Tupac: Keep Ya Head Up

I managed to track down some more rare Pac shit form the homie over at Nah Right here are some cool ass Pac clips.

Tupac: A Decade Ahead Of His Time

Tupac: His 1994 Arsenio Hall Show apperance

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Dark Man don't do chancla's

September 12, 2006 -- DMX - the oft-arrested hip-hop star - says real men don't wear sandals. And he blames Beyoncé for Jay-Z's flip-flop fetish. "The flip-flops - he's just not the same," DMX complains in Vibe magazine.

"It's Beyoncé. He's a sucker for love. Thugs don't do flip-flops. Yo, no matter how much vacation I'm on - we been to St. Thomas, Bahamas, all the little islands - I don't wear no flip-flops. I'm never that comfortable, not even in my own house."

I would expect nothing less from a crackhead ass nigga that cooks microwave scrambled eggs at 3 in the morning at the local AM/PM and hangs out in Arizona with a 55 year old redneck named "Buddy"! But I do have to admit that shit is funny as hell!

Monday, September 11, 2006

5 years since we got, got!

Well it's been 5 years since the rag heads killed the twin towers! How much have we really accomplished with our incompetent President? Well we have managed to lose 72, 265 more U.S. an Coalition lives! Your doin a great job Bucky!...... This fuckin asshole really got me thinkin about moving to Canada.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Just plain creepy!

As soon as I seen this shit I immediately thought these must be Asian cats! Cuz you know them chinos are into some weird ass shit no pun intended but it turns out the shit is from right here in the good ole U. S. of A. This shit is just plain creepy for real I can only imagine who the fuck is coppin these joints

Mask's by Kerry

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Dancing with tha stars.

Fuck the macaroni salad dance or whatever that shit is called... Suge got his own shit!...The fuckin "Chokehold Shuffle!" hahaha this mtuhafucka is straight comedy to me. Later that night after the club he probably had a sock in that chicks mouth hittin it in the pale! Can we say institutionalized?

Friday, September 01, 2006

West West Y'all

Exclusive new Snoop dogg Video Ft. B-Real "Vato" Now I know this is off of an upcoming release entitled "The Blue Carpet Treatment" but Im not sure if this is actually Snoops new album or just like a an E.P. that he is dropping? In any event here is the cover art. The shit look kinda corny to me but you know I guess that's just snoop being loyal to his boy that does that nasty ass artwork. Its reminiscent of the "Doggy Style" cover. I'm feelin the video cuz its on some vintage Snoop gangsta shit..... The song itself well that's another story.

Snoop Doog Ft. B-Real - Vato