Wednesday, September 26, 2007

It's a celibration bitches.....

Since football season is pretty much in full swing I had to post this tight little montage..... ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? i'm iz.....

It smells like Budiussy up in here?

I have officially seen it all! Now me being a Vagina Scientist the homie brought this to my attention- a German developed perfume if you can call it that called Vulva. As you can tell, Germans are pros at subtlety.

I say this because their website (which you should probably not check at the ole' J.O.B.) specifically states that “Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is a purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.” It was only a matter of time, I suppose, seeing as SNL has already given the world Dick in a Box. It’s only fair that there now exists Pussy in a Bottle.

You probably need a moment right now. Either to laugh your ass off, order a bottle or pray to baby Jesus.... Walk with me people I can't make this shit up

While the fact that there is a personal scent experience smelling like punanny on the market is fuck crazy enough… it gets even more disturbing to learn that the company is developing two additional vaginal scents “Eighteen” (Despite the just legal number, this just screams pedophile. Or R. Kelly) and “Exotic” (which could mean either Coconut & Jasmine or Asian Sex Slave).... I have said it before and I will say it again I need to get paid off some dumb shit!!!

I know muthafuckaz, you need another moment.

As further advertisement, the site offers you a slightly soft core porn commercial (Puffys fart in a bottle clip aint got shit on these fools!) featuring some nice lesbo love while the sole dude in the clip seemingly prefers to sniff the back of his hand, scented with his bottle of Vulva than opt for double boss up!... Only in Europe man!

Go on, take another moment...... Let it marinate

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Myspace vs Black Planet?

So as of late your friendly neighbor hood playa potna has been back to fuckin with Black Planet which is pretty much the first "social networking" website that I was introduced to back in like 03'. Now after fuckin with Myspace "TOUGH" for like 4 years I gotta say BP is definitely tryin to make a comeback. Now each of these meat markets have there pro's and con's cuz it seems that when I do a search in "my" area on BP i come up with a GANG of BBW's or straight up scallywags. I mean dont get me wrong there are a few bitches who look like there winning but for the most part... minimal talent on that bitch. Now Myspace on the other hand seems to be every other broad is tryin to be Americas Next Top Model that post 3425657836458697 bulletins about how they are gonna be signing there calenders at Carl's Rib Shack on Sunday! So is it just that people are more real and actual people on BP and a gang of frauds on Myspace? I don't know maybe I am way off base but I'm just sayin? Let me hear some opinion's cuz I'm curioussssss like Midnight Star!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Never Forgotten....

Well I just had to put up another little memorial for my boy Pac is now been 11 years since you been gone and you are still relevant in the rap game!.... That just goes to show what a true genius this man was. Rest In Paradise homie I'll see ya when I get to thug mansion. You just gotta wonder if he was still here would some of these dudes be where they are today? I highly doubt it....

R.I.P. Tupac Amaru Shakur 1971-1996

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Walk it out!

SEPTEMBER 11--Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passersby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the above mug shot was snapped.

If this isn't the poster child for abortion I don't know what the fuck is?? LOOK at this muthafuckaz eyes!!! They cocked like pistol...... Boy STOP

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These....

So last night i get home from Happy Hour with a few of my potnas of course I'm feelin very nice off the get loose juice that I had ingested in the previous hours. So i decided to pop like a half of Xanax so I can finally get some good ass sleep ( I been havin hella insomnia but thats another blog altogether) Anyways why is it that when I pop pills before sleep I be havin the most way out fuckin dreams? I mean real talk my shit was on some crazy ass shit I'm not even bullshittin either I mean these joints was all over the place from slappin my neighbor to swiming in Palm Springs to givin the swipe to a random Myspace friend! This was all in one damn night to I think I really need to dig a little deeper into the meanings of what your dreams are? Cuz on the real I woke goin damn that was some way out shit.... But just for the record drank and pills DO mix don't let no one fool you! Hahahaha

I'm Just sayin'