In this day and age!

OK so yesterday I get off the plantation and start heading over to the post office when all of a sudden what pulls up next to me at the red light........(wait for it)......... A fuckin Pontiac Fiero!!!
I KNOW RIGHT?? That's the same shit i was thinkin' I said it out loud even "Who in 2007 drives a fuckin fiero??" To make it even more fucked up the shit was was Rustolium gold!... I even think the dude had 4 different wheels the shit was a wreck! I would definitely rather take the fuckin bus before I pushed that pile of shit! I mean they only made them shits for like a year what the fuck does that tell ya?

I'm just sayin'

On site!

Man that's whats gonna happen if I ever see this bum in traffic! It is beyond me how the fuck this muthafucka is still a member of such a storied franchise as the LA Lakers?? Can someone please explain this to me??? He is hands down one of the worst players in the league... He makes me wanna stab his ass in the neck with a tape handled prison shank every time he even touches the rock. This bitch muthafucka really has me thinkin' that I could be stealin a check from Jerry Buss to! Yo we need to make some MAJOR changes in the off season for real and get our shit back on track, we got absolutely manhandled last night by the wack ass Suns!..... Shits disgusting!

White bitches dont age well!

I'm just sayin I been seeing some hoes I use to know back in the day day and them bitches do not look good! I'm pretty much thinking that years of heavy drinking and smoking a box of squares a day cant help but damn even hoes with doe don't have it goin on no more! Case in point Nicole Eggert she used to be BANGGIN' on Baywatch now she looks beat like a 78' Cutlass straight out of East Oakland! I'm just sayin' that women of color age much nicer than white bitches.... Aye if the truth hurts say ouch white bitches! It is what it is I dont make the rules Look at Hale Berry (41) or Angela Basset(49) and tell me I'm lyin???

Let it marinate!

FUCK the man!

So I come into the plantation this morning and I go to check my Myspace and the next thing you know my shit is BLOCKED! I was like what the fuck? How am I gonna get thru my excruciating days NOW? Well I guess I will be blogging a whole lot more!.........

Keith Richards is mainie!!!

Keith Richards admits ingesting all manner of substances in his time. But none quite as bizarre as he reveals in his latest confession: he snorted his father's ashes.

In a wide-ranging interview published today, the 63-year-old veteran of tequila breakfasts and drug marathons described how he once sampled his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," he told NME magazine.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Bert Richards died five years ago at the age of 84. He had been a factory labourer and wounded in the second world war.

But if this episode of his Rolling Stone son's life was relatively innocuous, it was a different story when the guitarist found himself in what he said was his most life-threatening drug experience.

"Someone put strychnine in my dope. It was in Switzerland. I was totally comatose, but I was totally awake."

"I could listen to everyone, and they were like, 'He's dead, he's dead!', waving their fingers and pushing me about. I was thinking, 'I'm not dead!'," he recalled.

He said his longevity in the face of multiple drug abuse over decades was just luck, and advised others not to follow his lead. "I've no pretensions about immortality ... I was number one on the Who's 'Likely To Die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list."

"Some doctor told me I had six months to live, and I went to their funeral."

The next drugs casualty would be Pete Doherty, he predicted; the Babyshambles singer ought to leave his girlfriend, Kate Moss, if he wanted to live longer. "My advice is that he should shut the fuck up and leave her," he said. "Kate wants to play with bad boys, and she's done one, and then another one, and then another one. Badabing, badabang, badaboom."

"She'll live, the boys will die."

Richards himself had yet another brush with death last year when he had a fall on holiday in Fiji. It had been overplayed, he said; he was not climbing a coconut tree but sitting on a "shrub". But he did not play down the subsequent treatment. "I've been trepanned. That's quite an interesting experience, especially for my brain surgeon, who saw my thoughts flying around in my brain. I've got pictures of it, mate. They cut my head, brain, skull open, went in and pulled out the crap, and put some of it back again."

"But that's the way it is."

"I mean, shit, Keith Richards has got to do everything once."

Mannnnn and they say HIP HOP is poisoning the youth! These damn rockstars have been doin mainie ass shit for years! Shit I have been known to partake in some damn festivities but this shit here?...... Re-god-damn-diculious!