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To mark his history making and legendary performance at the Teen Choice Awards, rap icon, Kevin Federline, was all set to hold court at his after-party in Los Angeles Sunday. Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook, Mischa Barton, Brandon Routh, the Olsen twins and Nelly Furtado were just some of the big names invited, but the only celebrity to show up was his wife, Britney Spears. A source says:

After everyone saw Kevin's performance, no one wanted to be stuck having to pretend it was good."


Poor Kevin. It seems like the whole world hates him, and this is one of the main reasons why. He truly believes he's talented. Throwing an after-party to celebrate Kevin's "performance" would be like throwing an after-party because you killed your tenth hooker. Sure, they're both technically reasons to throw a party, but you really shouldn't be surprised when nobody shows up. Man I can just make fun of this jagoff all day!