Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Osama's got Jungle fever!!

I belive the chitren'z are our future!

Hahahaha this shit is funny as hell! Osama’s former sex slave, Kola Boof (WTF!?), claims that the terrorist was obsessed with Whitney Houston:

Permalink 11:12:34, Categories: Celebrity News
Osama bin Laden Has Huge Crush On Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston has a new fan - Osama bin Laden. Kola Boof, the terrorist's former sex slave, claims in her new book that he was obsessed with the troubled How Will I Know singer. She revealed to Harpers Bazaar magazine: "He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

"He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."

Kola - who until recently wrote for soap opera The Days of Our Lives - also says Osama wanted to shower her with gifts and convert her to Islam. The 37-year-old explained: "He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

Kola added: "He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."

Ok President Bush, it looks like Whitney is the key to catching Osama’s crazy ass.


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