Anyone got a guest room for rent??

Like dude Nooooo way... What a shocker I didn't even see it comin'. This fuckin bum is gonna be changing my oil in like 3 months

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.(read more)

I hope he has all the receipts for them jewels, and with the proceeds from the 5 albums he sold he might be able to get a studio apartment over in Pacoima.