Iron Mike Trick'n?

Now I thought the OJ Simpson story that I posted a couple days ago was way the fuck out... But this shit has slipped right past the realm of reality straight into fuckin bizarre!

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

What bitch in there right mind would want to spend a romantic night with fuckin Mike Tyson???.... I can only begin to imagine what his regulars will be like? I'm sure all the hoes that just aren't quite getting that prison style beatdown at home will be lined up,How bout a round of bit off ears and chipped tooths for everyone!

Please pray for Mike!